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I'ma tell you about me. I'm the President of the NGA. That's the National Glock Association. Kinda like the NRA, but with GLOCKS!!! So it's more glockified. And yes, that's a real ass word. I know it is, because I made it up, and I'm declaring it as real. So what I want you to do is to go to libraries, schools of all kinds, anywhere that a Dictionary can be found. Then, write this word in. Here's a definition for all of you who are uncreative, which I condone, since you should have at least an ounce of creativity in you, you stupid bastards.

Glockified; glock-i-fied- fied by glocks.

Yes, that's what I want you to write in there. Just like that. I am totally aware that it makes no sense, but you know what? I honestly don't care. Oh, and Smokey says to put his name in there, so it should have a second definition as "Smokey". That's right, you bitches.

The Story of GSC
Well, one day, me and Smokey was rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice, when we decided to create this wonderland of gangsta-ness. The substances were influential in our decision, but hey, you wanted to know.